While reading, listen to this song from the Double Dragon Neon OST. It's super awesome and super 80's and always puts me in a good mood. The guy who does it, Jake Kaufman, makes super awesome soundtracks and should show support by buying the album! Support good music!
City Streets 2 (Mango Tango - Neon Jungle)
Final Fantasy I:
Beat this guy then turn the game off, because it will no longer be fun. |
There is no story. Technically there is, but I prefer to just say fuck it. Your goal is to use the 4 crystals to banish the evil or something like that. Whatever. Imagine someone telling you to go grab them a cup of coffee...from the fucking moon. That's the story. I'm aware of the limitations of such an early game, but it's just bad. If you don't throw your controller at least 4 times while playing this game, you're not human. Never play this game ever.
Blood Sword = Win in 4 hits. |
Less broken and an actual story. There are scripted scenes now which allow storytelling to take place. I played this one on PSP. The game is MUCH more balanced, but it's still not worth anyone's time. You have a main 3 person party, and always a guest. The guest is almost always garbage and feels like a waste. Instead of leveling in that game you get specific stat boosts according to how you play your characters. Hit a guy, gain strength. Cast a spell, gain mana. I really can't recommend this game to play either. Although it's not bad, it's definitely not fun. If you have to play it, play the Origins version so you can cheat and blow through the game =P
Final Fantasy III:
I wish I had named my main character Danzig. |
Hi I'm no motivation antagonist man. Die! |
Great game, but I don't think that'll surprise anyone. I still think this game is bizarrely overrated, but hey, my favorite game ever made is VII, and the same argument can be said. Game is super cool in the ways that they let you play with the formula of Final Fantasy. Every character gets a certain special ability, and they're almost all awesome. Played through this one on the good ol' SNES, and I had a great time except for the floating Fortress. Highly recommend it if not just to see the first really great Final Fantasy.
Super Sayan 4 Kuja. |
Yeah, I skipped this one back in the day. This game blew me away. I was not expecting it to be this good. Story is cool, characters are interesting, battle system is a ton of fun, and most importantly the whole thing is an homage to the previous games. The part where you fight the bosses at the crystals is the exact same fights as in FF1, and that's pretty damn cool. Do NOT pass this game up, it is Final Fantasy perfected. Only complaint is there is no extra end game dungeon, just a hidden boss in the clouds. Kinda lame.
You can beat 3 Bahamuts right? |
Here's my full review
Play the game for pretty graphics and decent battle system, and just realize it's the worst story, character interaction and dialogue, and conclusion ever thought up by a human being. How about just beat it and turn it off right before the bad part?
Iconic. |
I've beaten this game before as a kid, but I remember almost nothing about it except for Squall in space lol. Just wanted to throw in that this game is a LOT better than I remember. So far it's a grind = rewards kind of game; if you don't mind taking time to set yourself up, you'll be obscenely strong. Named the main characters Scott and Ramona <3.
So it looks like they really didn't get good until the SNES era. Some people would argue that they were great for their time, and I would laugh at them. While they may have simply made a good formula for making Dungeons and Dragons from a board game into a video game, the first games were awful stand alone video games. Zelda, Crystalis, Star Tropics, all better games that don't suck huge assholes. There are games that take the limitations of the NES and produce a very high degree of difficulty and this is one of them. Unfortunately they didn't have the tuning or Ninja Gaiden or Contra, and they just end up being dumpster fodder. I've said it once and I'll say it again, video games above all else, are supposed to be fun, interactive experiences. Fun. Not terrible, fun. Contra is terribly hard, but fun. There is no satisfaction to be had from the older games, but we'll honor them as the place where the good games came from.
I'll have throw up an edit once I finish them all, but with XCOM, Borderlands, AC3, Dishonored, and RE6 sitting in front of me....it could be quite a while!
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